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starlingsparrow:

do you ever meet someone who’s like the human version of unnecessary comments on a text post

every single nicholas sparks book ever

rich naive girl excited for summer but /oh no/ there is a boy? he is not rich boy he just working at rich person club. secret he is actually genius? girl love boy, daddy do not love boy…kiss in rain! write poems and read to girl outside her window! happy ending???!!111/!? sAD ending??!/1!!? y0u must watch to find out!!1!1

themes:

ReverbA theme designed and built with bands and musicians in mind. You can have a music player, promote your latest album, show latest gigs, display your merch and integrate with Facebook, Twitter & Instagram.
Fully responsive, optimized for large displays as well as mobile
Integrates with Soundcloud, Songkick, Bands In Town, iTunes, Big Cartel, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and much more
Large header image and over 50 customization options for text and colors
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themes:

Reverb

A theme designed and built with bands and musicians in mind. You can have a music player, promote your latest album, show latest gigs, display your merch and integrate with Facebook, Twitter & Instagram.

  • Fully responsive, optimized for large displays as well as mobile
  • Integrates with Soundcloud, Songkick, Bands In Town, iTunes, Big Cartel, Instagram, Facebook, Twitter and much more
  • Large header image and over 50 customization options for text and colors

Check out Reverb and more at tumblr.com/themes.

Divergent + rankings

10 Poetry Writing Tips

fixyourwritinghabits:

iampoetry:

1. Show, don’t tell

2 .Do more with less

3. Start with basics – not rhyme

4. Match sound with meaning

5. Use rhythm & line breaks

6. Compare with similes and metaphors

7. Create vivid imagery

8. Be specific

9. Use memory

10. Exploit the senses

From Poetry Starting From Scratch by Michael A. Carey

my:

anaconda:

dont:

want:

none:

unless

you

got

buns

hun

nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

image

Fight is done

War is won

Raise your hands towards the sun

wilddaize:

I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards. 

2srooky:

One time in sixth grade I was being bullied really badly, and this whole circle of people gathered around me and the girl that was bullying me, and she smirked and went ‘You dumb rich bitch.’ And everyone was like OOOOOOH and I stood there for a second before pulling 20 dollars out of my wallet, placed it in her hand, and said “Buy some better insults.” And I swear the entire lunchroom rioted.

teachthemhowtothink:

smokeandwhiskers:

egalitariste:

feministe-radicale-et-bisexuelle:

edwardspoonhands:

cassandracroft:

So this is what trust looks like.

Funny, my first thought was “So this is what the patriarchy looks like.”

Yup. This is how women are supposed to trust men. With their lives.

Woman : “Hey, can we just… Drop the bow?”Man : “WHY DON’T YOU TRUST ME I’M NOT A VIOLENT GUY, YOU ARE INSULTING ME THINKING I WILL HURT YOU!!!”Woman : “No it’s just… Well I’m afraid.”Man : “But why? Look at me, I’m not afraid. And we’re equal, look, we pull the bow together.”Woman : “I think we’re not equal, you can kill me with the arrow and I can’t.”Man : “What? So you would like to be able to kill me? You’re so agressive!”Woman : “That’s not what I mean, we were talking about equality : you can hurt me, I can’t.”Man : “Of course you can. You can hit me with the bow if you want.”Woman : “That’s not the same thing, it will never kill you.”Man : “Oh, you always complaining, stop victimising yourself! Do I talk about the difficulty of holding the arrow? Of the responsibility it giving to me?”[…]Etc, etc.Every debates about gender equality, ladies and gentleman.


omg the comments.  Brilliant.

teachthemhowtothink:

smokeandwhiskers:

egalitariste:

feministe-radicale-et-bisexuelle:

edwardspoonhands:

cassandracroft:

So this is what trust looks like.

Funny, my first thought was “So this is what the patriarchy looks like.”

Yup. This is how women are supposed to trust men. With their lives.

Woman : “Hey, can we just… Drop the bow?”
Man : “WHY DON’T YOU TRUST ME I’M NOT A VIOLENT GUY, YOU ARE INSULTING ME THINKING I WILL HURT YOU!!!”
Woman : “No it’s just… Well I’m afraid.”
Man : “But why? Look at me, I’m not afraid. And we’re equal, look, we pull the bow together.”
Woman : “I think we’re not equal, you can kill me with the arrow and I can’t.”
Man : “What? So you would like to be able to kill me? You’re so agressive!”
Woman : “That’s not what I mean, we were talking about equality : you can hurt me, I can’t.”
Man : “Of course you can. You can hit me with the bow if you want.”
Woman : “That’s not the same thing, it will never kill you.”
Man : “Oh, you always complaining, stop victimising yourself! Do I talk about the difficulty of holding the arrow? Of the responsibility it giving to me?”

[…]
Etc, etc.
Every debates about gender equality, ladies and gentleman.

omg the comments.  Brilliant.

mk